(He lets her sweat it out a bit. Puts his relic down and wanders off to give the impression that she went too far or some shit. But then he comes back a moment later.)
Honey, I could make anyone get over their past crushes.
Hmm. All right. To reward you for your selfless sacrifice for the dweeb's dare or whatever, I'll tell you the goods.
4.10 inches around. 7.4 inches long. Not circumcised. Balls shaved. Pubes are neatly trimmed. Asshole waxed.
You are so welcome, baby girl. I hope you have that information seared into your memory for the rest of your life.
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Honey, I could make anyone get over their past crushes.
Hmm. All right. To reward you for your selfless sacrifice for the dweeb's dare or whatever, I'll tell you the goods.
4.10 inches around. 7.4 inches long. Not circumcised. Balls shaved. Pubes are neatly trimmed. Asshole waxed.
You are so welcome, baby girl. I hope you have that information seared into your memory for the rest of your life.
NO! (β_β;)
I am absolutely selfless and if John doesn't remember that fact, I'll do whatever I can think of to make his live a living hell.
...okay. That's a lot to take in.
And don't you dare make a joke about taking in!
Believe me, it will be. I'll go to my deathbed with that information still in my brain somewhere, along with ninth grade algebra.