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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[kyley_b]

I will end you so completely all your souls will vanish.

did you really fuck yourself?


and shut up it's not my fault I have issues!

[givehead]

Don't make promises you can't keep, Broflovski.

Yes. What else was I supposed to do? Jerk off for eternity?

Maybe not, but it is your fault you haven't done anything about it.

[kyley_b]

I could.

I mean.
OK point.

well! it's never really been a problem before!

[givehead]

Prove it then. Kill me sometime.

Insecurity tends to be a problem for most of our lives whether we recognize it as one or not. Have you ever considered therapy?

[kyley_b]

only if you did something terrible.

no. god, Dirk, why do you have to be such a douche? I'm kind of funny looking, so what? I'm fine with it, you're the one who seems bothered that I'm not hyping myself up.

[givehead]

Hmm. I'll remember that.

It's douchey for me to want you to have basic self-esteem? You're the one who makes self-deprecating remarks all the time.

[kyley_b]

I don't want to kill you.

I have self esteem about plenty of stuff.

[givehead]

Yeah, no shit.

All right, dude. Whatever you say.

[kyley_b]

I do! I know I'm smart, and capable, and loyal.

[givehead]

What do you like about yourself physically?

[kyley_b]

I have a good ass.

[givehead]

Yeah, you really do. And you have nice thighs.

[kyley_b]

thank you. <3

[givehead]

And I like your hands. You have nice fingers.

[kyley_b]

yeah they're not bad!

I like yours too.

[givehead]

I also like your eyes.

Thanks.

[kyley_b]

if I ever got to see yours I'd say the same I bet.

dirk? you're kinda sweet sometimes.

[givehead]

I gotta keep the mystery alive somehow, baby.

What? Nah. I'm just spitting facts. You're a babe and deserve to feel like a babe.

[kyley_b]

I won't push.

I think you might be biased because you imprinted on me in your youth. tell me, did you hook up with any ginger while you were away?

[givehead]

You're not missing out on anything. They are just eyes.

I did not imprint on you. And no, I didn't. I don't really like gingers. I'm more into brunettes.

[kyley_b]

if you say so.

you totally did, I was your first boy.
yeah gingers are kinda weird.

[givehead]

I should have never told you that. You were my first boy and my first proper crush, but it's not like you were my first everything.

They are.

[kyley_b]

ok ok. I know I wasn't.
you were my first first so.

[givehead]

First first?

[kyley_b]

yeah you know like
in the sack.