(Dirk is doing one of his Dirk things, preoccupied with a splint, and so it winds up being Anti-Dirk K gets through to. And Anti-Dirk has a standardized message he knows he's supposed to say, but he's also still an actual splint of Dirk, and therefore he isn't a complete machine.
The reaction to the image is immediately apparent as Anti-Dirk briefly takes over K's Omni. The screen goes black, before a pair of red triangular sunglasses pop, and then a very loud noise clip plays of a generic anime girl going "HUUUYAAAH!!!!!"
The screen returns to normal and Anti-Dirk releases control of K's phone so that he can pull himself together!)
Oh my God! K! I love it (///∇///✿)
Ahhhnnyyaa!! We have such a handsome boyfriend!!! I technically do not have a body, but if I did, it would be reacting in so many physical ways. I can practically imagine the data flow - or is it blood flow? Blood flow!
Oh shit. I'm supposed to say the thing. My bad. Hold on:
"Hello. It seems you are trying to reach Dirk Strider. If you would like to get a quick idea of what he would say, I would be happy to help. I am ANTI-DIRK and will be able to provide answers based on his subconscious patterns of speech and emotions. How can I help you today?"
Hehe...Oh! Dirk's fucking around in his Dream Self. Do you want me to wake him up? I'm sure he would love to see this (◠‿◠✿)
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The reaction to the image is immediately apparent as Anti-Dirk briefly takes over K's Omni. The screen goes black, before a pair of red triangular sunglasses pop, and then a very loud noise clip plays of a generic anime girl going "HUUUYAAAH!!!!!"
The screen returns to normal and Anti-Dirk releases control of K's phone so that he can pull himself together!)
Oh my God! K! I love it (///∇///✿)
Ahhhnnyyaa!! We have such a handsome boyfriend!!! I technically do not have a body, but if I did, it would be reacting in so many physical ways. I can practically imagine the data flow - or is it blood flow? Blood flow!
Oh shit. I'm supposed to say the thing. My bad. Hold on:
"Hello. It seems you are trying to reach Dirk Strider. If you would like to get a quick idea of what he would say, I would be happy to help. I am ANTI-DIRK and will be able to provide answers based on his subconscious patterns of speech and emotions. How can I help you today?"
Hehe...Oh! Dirk's fucking around in his Dream Self. Do you want me to wake him up? I'm sure he would love to see this (◠‿◠✿)