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ANTI-DIRK OPTION

Dirk has set up a new autoresponder option known as Anti-Dirk. Anti-Dirk will speak on Dirk's behalf if Dirk is preoccupied elsewhere. Please clarify in your header if you would like to have Anti-Dirk respond to your character. This will provide a more candid interaction with Dirk. They will automatically get the following response to begin a conversation:

Hello. It seems you are trying to reach Dirk Strider. If you would like to get a quick idea of what he would say, I would be happy to help. I am ANTI-DIRK and will be able to provide answers based on his subconscious patterns of speech and emotions. How can I help you today?

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Christmas Delivery

[lightthedarkness]

[Wrapped up in a bright red and white box is a plate of bought snowflake cookies and a orange bracelet that's handmade.

Attached is a note with a little rabbit doodle:]

Happy Holidays!
Love,
Usagi

Re: Christmas Delivery

[givehead]

(Yeah, okay, so he would absolutely die for this chick and he's barely known her for more than a month. The brace is immediately put on - where it was going to remain indefinitely.

A few days after Christmas (because frankly, Dirk barely understands Christmas or holidays in general) Dirk sends his own gift. His comes in a box with pink and white wrapping paper.

Inside is a handmade incense holder with a small lunar orb at its core. Both a perfect night light and an aid against corruption. There is also a pair of pink ear muffs. The final gift is a dress he had promised a while back. A simple note is attached:)

Thanks for the gifts, Bunny. The cookies were bitching and someone would have to kill me to get this bracelet off of me.

Hope these match your aesthetic.

<3 Dirk

Christmas Delivery

[lightthedarkness]

Awww I'm so glad you like it, Dirk-kun! I made it myself, actually! Not the cookies though, still can't bake those. They're good though, right? I bought out the whole store.

Wanna know the best part, about the bracelet, I mean?

The stone? It's doused in incense oil, if you need it as emergency incense, just throw it into a fire, but the stone won't even be affected. You can put it in incense oil as often as you want to make it an emergency supply again.

And I ADORE EVERYTHING you made me, Dirk-kun! I absolutely will use ALL of it.