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Presentation is important.
(He laughs lowly.) I do. It's fun to see you experience new things. (Plus he liked being the person to introduce Savage to new things. It made him feel good about himself.)
Why not? If it sucks, we can leave and go have our own talent show at one of our places. If it's fun, we get to let loose for a few nights.
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You did impress me with a reindeer. I bet you could come up with something to make all those humans do that 'ooo' and 'ahh' thing.
[He might even be willing to have Dirk put some decorations on him. He'd be tolerant at least.]
It's interesting to see what makes you smile and laugh. [Because that wasn't a response that he was used to generating. The fact he could manage it when not trying was a very new experience.]
Very well. If The Red fails, we can go hunting or something.
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The reindeer thing was fucking precious. (He's so proud of that.) I have a few ideas, yeah.
(Oh God. Let him decorate those horns and he'll have an absolute riot. And he wouldn't even make Savage look ridiculous. He was a hype man all the way.)
Just so I know the rules of hanging out in a public space with you - are you against public displays of affection? (He's genuinely curious. It doesn't seem like he would be offended by one answer or another. He's...never been in a public space like this before while engaging in a casual sex thing with someone before. He didn't want to make Savage uncomfortable. Granted, he would probably still tease him, but he could be subtle about it rather than outright making out with him in some corner.)
You make me smile and laugh. (Simply put. It was surprising to Dirk too. Maybe it was because Savage didn't even try.)
That sounds great, man. I'm not killing any bunnies or anything, but we can fuck some monsters up. Then maybe fuck each other up.
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[Savage might not know it, but he definitely needed a feather boa in his life. However, he expected that, at some point, Dirk would turn on him and probably try to include him in all these outrageous outfits.
The question about public displays of affection threw him, as he wasn't expecting it. He had explained his reasoning for keeping things between them yelled from a mountaintop, but he hadn't exactly planned for his own comfort level if making a public appearance with someone he was sleeping with. The Nightbrother village was generally so small that everyone knew everyone else's business anyway.
That still begged the question of what he felt comfortable with Trench knowing about him aside from the image of big dumb brute that he often relied on. He took his time answering.]
I won't have sex in public. [Not yet anyway. It was too cold for that, and he liked them sneaking around currently.] But otherwise, I suppose simple touch, rough housing and embracing is fine. What are you comfortable with in public? [He could used Dirk's answer to gauge his own comfort level around things he might not have thought of.]
The creatures known as bunnies aren't much of a challenge, but they taste good. Blood corrupted creatures and each other seems ideal.
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I ain't gonna spoil the surprises in stock. (He really would. It is more fun to dress up with someone than alone.
Dirk preferred to know about everything ahead of time. He was a planner. He liked the feeling of structure. And this was unfamiliar territory to him. He has never had a fuck buddy before and he wasn't sure what the etiquette was supposed to be. Might as well ask rather than assume.)
So no blowjobs in the bathroom? Bummer. (He's half-serious, half-joking. He liked the idea of it, but not enough to actually care if that was a hard no from Savage. He should have anticipated the question to be volleyed back and has to think about it as well.)
Is giving you a lapdance or dancing on you too much? I figure it's a party. Unless you aren't the dancing sort. I'm cool with anything, I think. But I've never been in a situation like this before, so if I start feeling uncomfortable with something, I will tell you.
(Seemed fair?)
They do not taste good. They are gamey and bland. Not even worth hunting. You can starve on rabbit. (He starts to smile again.) Oh man. That reminds me to dress up as a rabbit one of these nights.
(It was a classic. Bunny boy. Hell yes.)
We'll stick to the challenges then.
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Savage had developed some planning, mostly how to survive daily life, but Maul had taught him other types and needs for planning. He was more of the type to get himself into trouble because he went into situations without any planning and went with what made sense for what he was doing at the time.
He made a noise in his throat at the discount of blowjobs. He hadn't really thought much of them in public, but he could think of some instances it wouldn't be against his mental rules for public affection.]
Bathroom stall would be fine. [If they could even both fit in one.]
I have an idea of what a lap dance is, but I've never had one. And my type of dancing isn't exactly... typical of human parties from the limited amount I've seen. [It was tribal, rough and could also be loud depending on the noises and stomping.] Yes good. We will adapt.
They are meat, and they are good enough to fill one's belly until a real meal is caught. [He didn't mind rabbit, but then again, he was perfectly fine eating almost all meat.] I'll bite you if you're going to hop around.
Agreed.