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yessssssss

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(He wasn't actually expecting an actual jacket, but when he gets it, he is positively delighted. It's perfect to his style and he instantly puts it on, flaunting around in front of a mirror for almost an hour.

Once he gets over peacocking, he immediately texts her:)

Girl, this is the coolest thing anyone has made me in a real long time. It's perfect. Thank you.

Your omen is really cute too BTW.

I will make you something too. I know your patron colors, but do you need anything in particular? Like anything a lot? Give me the deets.

[lightthedarkness]

Awww yay! I'm glad you like it! I didn't know what size to get you so I hope it's not too big or too small! I'll give you the name of the seamstress, she's AMAZING with leather, I've like, ten leather rose hairpieces from her and two bags and a jacket. Just a complete artist with leather, I'm telling you.

And thank you, her name is Lua! She's a margay, which I have no idea EXACTLY what any of that means other than she's a wild cat from like, the rainforest.

Well, I never say no to a nice cute dress!

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It fits like a glove. I love leather. Never had much access to it back in my home. I'd appreciate that.

She's a really sweetie. I've got a seagull named Atlas. He'll be flying around.

Cute dress for a cute gal. I can do that. I'll hook you up. I got a few ideas rolling around I'll draft up to get to someone in the market.

[lightthedarkness]

EEEeeeeee! I'm so glad! And I will absolutely introduce you to her. She deserves all the business! OH! If you want her to like you instantly, bring her shells for trade. She's terrified of the water so she can never bring herself to the beach to collect them. So I bring them to her! And boom! Rose hairclip in return. I've got the entire rainbow, black, white, and glitter. [Because that's obviously its own color for Usagi.]

Aww cute! And she is! She can purr too, which it's just so freaking adorable. Her name means moon in Portuguese, actually! Which is perfect for a moony bunny like me. The only way I could be happier is if I had Lua and Luna, my kitty from back home.

Well! If you need some help with THAT, don't hesitate to call, shopping is my fourth favorite hobby after eating, sleeping, and video games. But I'm so good at it more than a few people have recommended I be a personal shopper for people.

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Good to know. I'll make sure to collect a bunch. I grew up surrounded by water my whole life. I'm a pro with it. I'll collect a stash for you to use too.

Glitter? Fuck, that's so dope. (Usagi is right.)

He is pretty cute even if he's a little annoying sometimes. My best bud loved cats too. Purrs are adorable. A moony bunny? Are you holding out on me? Are you a furry?

(There's SOMETHING itching at his head here but he can't...put...a finger on it.)

All perfect hobbies. A personal shopper would be a sick job. I've never actually gone properly shopping before. But I come from a place that was sort of post-apocalyptic so the shopping options were literally non-existent. We'll definitely hit up some stores.

[lightthedarkness]

You know, the more we talk, the more awesome you become.

RIGHT? Oh my gosh, it's my absolute favorite. I don't even know HOW but she embedded it into the leather itself so it doesn't get all over my hair and clothes and leaves the leather all bare in spots. It's honestly ALL over ALL the time. I love it.

No, not a furry. [Whatever... that is? Usagi's knowledge of kink culture is not all that vast, despite her very positive attitude towards sex. But, Usagi is also aware her kinks are relatively vanilla. Not even cosplay in the bedroom is really all that "out there."]

Just my name means "Rabbit of the Moon" in Japanese, and I've got bunnies on nearly everything I own in some way or another. Even my stationary. Cats ARE my favorite, though.

Oh... I'm sorry about your world.