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cw: kinda necrophilia but not really
Yes. Back in our game session, you could jump-start someone's extra life with a smack on the lips. Pretty sure most of us had our first kisses with each other's dead bodies. Nah it was just a peck on the mouth. Don't think other kind of kissing would work since it was meant to be Symbolic or what the fuck ever.
Don't sweat it if you don't want to. But it is good to know for the future anyway.
I have a hoverboard you can use if you want. It's basically a skateboard but it can fly.
Sweet.
cw: kinda necrophilia but not really
wow geez
ok sorry if i wasn't dating Varian then i'd say sure, it's for a good cause, but i don't think it's a good idea
i can give a forehead smooch a try though, on the off chance it's enough to work
a hoverboard??? oh my Glob man that's so cool
hoverboard me up!!
Re: cw: kinda necrophilia but not really
Hell yeah. Okay, I will see you in a few.
Re: cw: kinda necrophilia but not really
right
see you soon