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ANTI-DIRK OPTION

Dirk has set up a new autoresponder option known as Anti-Dirk. Anti-Dirk will speak on Dirk's behalf if Dirk is preoccupied elsewhere. Please clarify in your header if you would like to have Anti-Dirk respond to your character. This will provide a more candid interaction with Dirk. They will automatically get the following response to begin a conversation:

Hello. It seems you are trying to reach Dirk Strider. If you would like to get a quick idea of what he would say, I would be happy to help. I am ANTI-DIRK and will be able to provide answers based on his subconscious patterns of speech and emotions. How can I help you today?

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cw: kinda necrophilia but not really

[laminae]

go for it dude it was part of the slang we all used back home

wow geez
ok sorry if i wasn't dating Varian then i'd say sure, it's for a good cause, but i don't think it's a good idea
i can give a forehead smooch a try though, on the off chance it's enough to work

a hoverboard??? oh my Glob man that's so cool
hoverboard me up!!

Re: cw: kinda necrophilia but not really

[givehead]

It's cool. I totally get it. If I had a boyfriend I would probably tell you not to do it either.

Hell yeah. Okay, I will see you in a few.

Re: cw: kinda necrophilia but not really

[laminae]

thanks for getting it

right
see you soon