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[anthropophagite]

[ Every morning, Dirk will receive a well wrapped box delivered by a cute mail carrier cat. Every box will be different from the last, but each contains different types of food - yes, it is indeed a bento.

There will be a small note attached to the first delivery, written in Japanese:

Make sure to eat well.
- Kaneki Ken

Since Dirk admitted to not being able to cook, Kaneki wants to make sure he is eating at least a decent meal a day. ]

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[givehead]

(Oh...............


.........No..................

CRUSH INTENSIFIES.

Naturally, he finally crumbles and texts Kaneki.)

Hey. You really know how to treat a guy right huh.

Thank you for the food. It's delicious. You're cute.

(That works!!)

[anthropophagite]

[ oh. He was called cute.

Kaneki is happy Dirk enjoyed the food, which means he will continue to send more food everyday. ]

You told me you didn't know how to cook, and I didn't want you to starve.

I will make you more. If you want to try anything in particular, I can try making it.
Though I know mostly Japanese recipes.

[givehead]

I wouldn't starve. I eat Doritos.

(Dirk, no.)

I don't really know much about cuisine enough to make formal requests. Everything you've sent so far is amazing.

One of these days you should make me dinner in person.

[anthropophagite]

Doritos aren't a meal.
How are you thinking of keeping those muscles if you don't eat protein?

But I can do that, if you want. I will make you hamburguer like my mother used to make.

cw: . . . nsfw joke im so sorry (i aint)

[givehead]

But they taste delicious.

Wow. (Stop, no. He's actually laughing.)

There is protein in semen. You'll just have to let me go down on you more often.

(DIRK!!!)

I would like that. I've never had a hamburger before. They have always looked good.

lmao kaneki dies inside

[anthropophagite]

[ oh my god Dirk!!! ]

Normal protein!!!

[anthropophagite]

I will cook you normal protein when you are free.

[givehead]

So. No head?

[anthropophagite]

[ Christ. Is he really going to make him say it? ]

After dinner.
And only if you behave.

1/2

[givehead]

(...Oh. Man. That does something to Dirk's insides immediately.)

[givehead]

What do you constitute as "behaving"?

[anthropophagite]

Only food should be involved during dinner. Does that make sense>?

[givehead]

So. Are you implying I shouldn't flirt with you while you are cooking or while we eat?

[anthropophagite]

[ Kaneki shouldn't be surprised Dirk is all about this considering his... track record with the people in Folkmore. It's still embarrassing.

Yet he is happy Dirk wants to flirt with him. Hell, just wanting to spend time together cooking would make Kaneki happy, but Dirk actually wants to do more with him despite his (many) options.

There is no way kaneki would say no, even if deep down he knows he shouldn't be doing this ]

Specially while I cook. You can't distract the cook.

[givehead]

(The tragedy of poor communication skills...! And Dirk being a general self-sabotaging idiot when it came to his own love life.

And Kaneki was still the only one he was asking on dates and to spend special time with. Alas.

Idiots.)

So I just gotta sit there and pine the whole time? Fine, but I'm checking you out. I'll keep my hands to myself.

[anthropophagite]

It's worth it, the hamburguers are delicious, you know?
You will like it.

And then we can do whatever you want.

[givehead]

(He would fucking die for this guy.)

I'm sure I will. I already like everything else you make.

Whatever I want? Babe, that's a dangerous promise to make.

[anthropophagite]

I'm glad.

It's only fair, right? Because you have helped me a lot. [ with the fairy tale, and then the purple lightning... ]

[givehead]

(Oh...It's a small miracle Dirk is clever enough to pick up on what Kaneki is implying with that. Maybe not completely hopeless after all.)

Oh.

You do not need to do anything sexual with me out of obligation, Kaneki.

[anthropophagite]

[ oh my god!! ]

That's not what I meant at all!!

[anthropophagite]

I'm sorry, I'm not good with this at all, I only say awkward things.

[anthropophagite]

[ kaneki nearly screwed everything up, didn't he? He really doesn't want Dirk to misunderstand. ]

I don't do it out of obligation.

I just want you to feel good.

[givehead]

You do not need to apologize for anything. I just don't want you to feel like I'll pressure you into anything you don't want.

You make me feel good all the time without even trying, honestly. But I want you to do what makes you feel good as well. That's more important to me than how I feel.

[anthropophagite]

You haven't pressured me at all. I have done everything because I wanted to.

And I don't know what feels good. You are the only person I've been with.
But so far, I liked it all.

[ it's really embarrassing to say these things, but Kaneki wants to make it clear that he doesn't really regret any of it ]