Now there's going to be an enormous amount of nasty dick pics. So prepare yourself. They're not supposed to do that shit and it's like 90% of what you're gonna deal with. You're brave and taking one for the team.
I asked for the first one. I'm just trying to get a feel for the situation here. I've suggested sending you sexual content of myself a few times and you've pretty expertly deflected every offer.
you're like the closest friend i have right now. i don't want to fuck it up.
you sound happy when i flirt with you, and i want you to be happy, and it's fun. but i shouldn't do it because i know i'll take it too far and then you'll be like wow kyle calm down and you'll stop talking to me.
because if we get like actually sexy i'll get all gooshy about you and you'll be like oh ew kyle i thought you could handle casual sex and i'll be like well i guess not and you'll vanish into the night and i'll be left to cry into a bucket of dairy free ice cream
(Man, this conversation was slamming him over. He felt like he was sixteen all over again. It's getting progressively longer between his replies. He finds himself just wanting to go to sleep.)
[Kyle sincerely considers drowning himself in his sink, just to end the torment. The long gaps between replies have him convinced he's fucked everything up irreversibly.
oh. i just thought you flirted with most guys because it's funny to you. and then i thought ok no maybe he really does like my ass but it's just a sex thing, like you're the sort who really could nail a friend and have it be totally casual. and i can't do that so i got worried.
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ok. ok deal. you pay off my debt and pay for school, and i'll moderate your forum.
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Now there's going to be an enormous amount of nasty dick pics. So prepare yourself. They're not supposed to do that shit and it's like 90% of what you're gonna deal with. You're brave and taking one for the team.
Thank you Kyle <3!
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dude, no. thank you. that offer is life changing.
i'll send you another picture of my butt if you want it.
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No problem. I'm glad to help.
You don't have to send me pictures of your ass just cause I'm dropping some $$$ on you. Between the two of us, I'm the designated hoe.
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yeah well maybe that's not why i'd send you more pics.
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I won't say no. We can do an even exchange here.
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an ass for an ass? is that too sexy?
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I asked for the first one. I'm just trying to get a feel for the situation here. I've suggested sending you sexual content of myself a few times and you've pretty expertly deflected every offer.
I'm just curious. It's not weird.
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you sound happy when i flirt with you, and i want you to be happy, and it's fun. but i shouldn't do it because i know i'll take it too far and then you'll be like wow kyle calm down and you'll stop talking to me.
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Please do not feel obligated to flirt with me. We'll drop it here.
I wouldn't stop talking to you though for the record.
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i like YOU.
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I like you too. I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize what we have.
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Do you currently hold those feelings for me or is this more of a preemptive concern?
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it's at a manageable level. hence the concern about escalation. right now i'm sitting at about midnight daydream level.
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I see. You're not statistically wrong.
The feelings are mutual.
I guess it would be wise to ease up.
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But.]
wait mutual really?
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Sorry.
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but you have romantic feelings for me?
okay ig you get a fucking novel tonight
like that's a bad thing?
eheh you right
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