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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[kyley_b]

i can do that. i think. probably.

[givehead]

Kyle, if you're going to take charge of me you really need to be 100% more assertive. I'm not delicate here.

[kyley_b]

sorry, sorry. new to this.

i would absolutely make you my bitch!

[givehead]

(Oh my God. This dude was too much.)

Yes, Kyle, I will be your bitch. Please tell me what to do, daddy.

(Dirk, please do not mess with the guy trying his best at sexting. Do not be mean.)

[kyley_b]

oh god that was so stupid i'm so sorry.


i think i should just smother myself to death with a pillow.

[givehead]

Nah way if we're doing breathplay I want to be the one being smothered. I fucking rock at dying.

Seriously though. You're doing fine. I'm just teasing you because you have really cute reactions. It's fun. I'm having fun.

[kyley_b]

do you really?

i'm not doing fine because i suck at it. the extent of my sexting experience is basically
"u up?" and 🍆💦

but as long as you're having fun it's ok.

[givehead]

Yes.

You're not bad at it, man. It's sexy knowing you're interested in bondage. It's not your fault you've slept with total rookies.

[kyley_b]

when i was little, we'd play superheroes and my friend kenny his pretend power was that he couldn't die. and i thought that was cool but he told me that it was horrible. and for some reason i've never forgotten that. so. is it horrible?

yeah bondage is cool. and that kind of thing.
i'm a rookie too really.

[givehead]

(Well damn that's a swerve. He was really hoping Kyle had meant the asphyxiation kink. What does he say? Okay. Be cool.)

You get used to it. Sometimes it is what needs to happen.

That's okay. You're young. Most young people tend to be inexperienced with kink. It's not a bad thing. Normally first interactions happen in person too so you're floating out here on a life raft.

[kyley_b]

[If you tell Kyle things he'll just take it at face value because his life has been so goddamn weird.]

that's so depressing.

thanks.
how come you're so good with everything?

[givehead]

Yeah, I guess it is.

Genetic cloning and robotic parenting.

I'm not good with relationships. Or emotions.

[kyley_b]

the robot parenting sounds even worse.

yours or other people's emotions?

[givehead]

I don't really know enough to compare, honestly.

Both.

[kyley_b]

no, i guess you couldn't.

that's rough.

aaaaaaaand i ruined the mood

[givehead]

It's cool.

It's fine, dude. Ruining the mood is a two-way road here. I'm pretty socially awkward too.

[kyley_b]

yeah. but i like you anyway. and we're gonna watch anime together and maybe you'll send me a cute selfie.

[givehead]

(Oh.

Well.

That sure makes him feel a strong kind of way. Why were boys...this way.)

I like you too. Let's do that. Hold on.

(A few minutes pass and Dirk snaps a picture and sends it over. He had gone off and pulled on his Sailor Venus cosplay. Which really was more just him wearing the outfit with the choker and looking up at the camera, taking a selfie, making a peace sign, smirking the slightest bit. Yes there is plenty of thigh in that picture. He even had swapped out his traditional black shades for orange shades to match the costume.)

Anime ready.

[kyley_b]

[He sure wasn't expecting that picture, and alone in his single room Kyle cracks up laughing. And admires those thighs.

Goddammit Dirk is genuinely stunning.]

awesome.
you look very pretty, o soldier of love. god you would get along with my old friend kenny - he liked dressing as a princess and was a total perv. good probably start a gang or something.

ok wow me with this series.

[givehead]

ああ。ありがとう、カイルさん! あなたもとてもきれいです (◡‿◡✿)

Is he also blond? Us blonds love being slutty crossdressers. It is our way. It is our code of life. We could start a hot boy gang. Hook me up with his number and we will terrorize the world with the forces of our sexily clad thigh-highs.

Okay, okay, yeah. Good idea. I'm getting distracted by world domination plots again. Prepare to have your mind obliterated, Kyle. And to cry.

Also, this is a short series so we will finish it quickly. It's basically a movie. There is an actual movie after we will watch, but we have to watch the show first. Okay. Cool. I'm shutting up now. Should we switch to voice like with Dune?

(Can you tell he was actually excited? He totally is a weeb.)

[kyley_b]

i am not.

he is! yeah i can send you his instagram at least.

ok! i'm stoked. yeah, if you want to! i'm cool with either.

[givehead]

(He switches to audio and although he still speaks in a stoic way, his voice is lighter than usual. Kyle put him in a good mood.)

Okay, so, you gotta trust me on the first few episodes. You need to let it simmer like a fine wine sauce.

[kyley_b]

[It's a nice thing to hear. Plus Kyle likes his accent.]

Heh. That's code for "it's almost shit." But okay.

[givehead]

No, it's not almost shit, it just has a very specific tone. It's really cutesy and meant to feel surreal, so it's not the typical start most people anticipate.

(He's so defending this show to death.)

And it gets better after you watch it the first time.

[kyley_b]

Okay, okay. I swear I'll give it a fair shot.