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[givehead]

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[kyley_b]

dirk
i can't allow you to do that, i'd feel so weird taking advantage of you like that.

[givehead]

The nudes or the money?

Either way, you're not taking advantage of anything.

[kyley_b]

the money.


i'd have to do something for you. i wouldn't feel right otherwise.

[givehead]

Cool. Moderate the chat forms on my website then.

[kyley_b]

you're serious?

[givehead]

Sure, why not. If you want to insist on doing shit for cash then I'll give you the shit that's most boring to do.

[kyley_b]

well.



ok. ok deal. you pay off my debt and pay for school, and i'll moderate your forum.

[givehead]

Sweet.

Now there's going to be an enormous amount of nasty dick pics. So prepare yourself. They're not supposed to do that shit and it's like 90% of what you're gonna deal with. You're brave and taking one for the team.

Thank you Kyle <3!

[kyley_b]

it's ok i've seen gross dick pics before. i'm on reddit.

dude, no. thank you. that offer is life changing.



i'll send you another picture of my butt if you want it.

[givehead]

I wonder if you have seen my dick before and not even realized it. The world is such a small and amazing place when you think about it.

No problem. I'm glad to help.

You don't have to send me pictures of your ass just cause I'm dropping some $$$ on you. Between the two of us, I'm the designated hoe.

[kyley_b]

i guess it's possible.

yeah well maybe that's not why i'd send you more pics.

[givehead]

Oh? And why would you send me more pics?

[kyley_b]

maybe just because you think my butt is cute.

[givehead]

It is a pretty cute butt.

I won't say no. We can do an even exchange here.

[kyley_b]

thanks.

an ass for an ass? is that too sexy?

[givehead]

It seems you have a lot of concerns about our relationship delving into "too sexy" territory on the regular.

[kyley_b]

i'm sorry. that was dumb of me, i shouldn't have sent the first one. i'm sorry. i wasn't trying to make anything weird i swear.

[givehead]

What. There's nothing to apologize for.

I asked for the first one. I'm just trying to get a feel for the situation here. I've suggested sending you sexual content of myself a few times and you've pretty expertly deflected every offer.

I'm just curious. It's not weird.

[kyley_b]

you're like the closest friend i have right now. i don't want to fuck it up.

you sound happy when i flirt with you, and i want you to be happy, and it's fun. but i shouldn't do it because i know i'll take it too far and then you'll be like wow kyle calm down and you'll stop talking to me.

[givehead]

(Oh...Oh. Dirk takes a few minutes to reply.)

Please do not feel obligated to flirt with me. We'll drop it here.

I wouldn't stop talking to you though for the record.

[kyley_b]

i don't feel obligated, asshole. i LIKE it.

i like YOU.

[givehead]

It seems you're doing it to make me happy though. I'm trying to be respectful about the idea of platonic sanctity you want to maintain.

I like you too. I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize what we have.

[kyley_b]

ok well you know why that sanctity is important, right?

[givehead]

Despite my proclivity for mind games, I'm unfortunately not an actual mind reader, so you'll have to enlighten me.

[kyley_b]

because if we get like actually sexy i'll get all gooshy about you and you'll be like oh ew kyle i thought you could handle casual sex and i'll be like well i guess not and you'll vanish into the night and i'll be left to cry into a bucket of dairy free ice cream