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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[kyley_b]

is it pee? you're right, i can't handle pee.


i just don't like losing friends.

[givehead]

You got me. I want a dude to piss on me and degrade me. Damn. Called me out thoroughly.

You will not lose me over a boner.

[kyley_b]

that's ok, i don't think less of you. i just hate pee, a thing happened once.

ok.
sorry.

[givehead]

Kyle, I am completely fucking with you about the piss thing. I don't actually want to be pissed on. Though I probably would let the right guy do it, it isn't a thing that I think about.

It's fine, man.

[kyley_b]

well how the fuck am i supposed to know that?!

goddammit dirk you can't be all ooooo i'm so kinky, kyle, you couldn't possibly handle my kink and then think i might not believe you about what it could be! asshole.

[givehead]

Okay, yeah, that's fair. Do you want an actual list of my kinks? I can send you one that is alphabetically organized and you can check off what may be a mutual kink.

[kyley_b]

that would be lovely. if nothing else, we'll get to know each other better.

[givehead]

Man, you are wild. I love it. I can't believe you really think you're out of my league.

(He sends Kyle a link to an alleged kink list. It winds up just being a Google Doc saying Kinks: Kyle Broflovski. He thinks it's pretty funny. He could send an actual list after.)

[kyley_b]

i am leagues below you, dude.

[Is he dying of curiosity about that list? Yes. Sort of abstractly turned on? Yes.

Does he scream at nothing when he opens that doc? Oh boy yes.]

you're an asshole and i hate you

[givehead]

I do like the idea of you below me. Physically. Sexually :)

Yes, I'm sure you do. You think I'd just give you a convenient guide of how to thrill me? Gotta work for that shit, Broflovski.

[kyley_b]

[He's getting trolled. He's definitely being teased for fun, but maybe, just maybe, he can turn the tables.]

tied up?

[givehead]

I'd tie you up, yeah.

[kyley_b]

that'd be cool. like hands behind my back or what?

[givehead]

Nah, I'd go for something more intricate than that.

(Wait a second.)

Are you trying to sext me right now?

[kyley_b]

no!

i mean
ok i guess that was sort of sexty i'm sorry i don't know what's gotten into me

[givehead]

Heh.

I think I got into you. I think you're into this and you want to be deeper into this and I think you like the idea of me railing you while you're tied up and at my mercy.

That's just a theory, of course. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[kyley_b]

[He wants to die. Why did he think he could play with fire and not get burned?]

i'm really curious about the tying.

[givehead]

(Dirk loved it. It was cute as hell.)

I'd take good care of you. What makes you curious about it?

[kyley_b]

i trust you.
uhm all of it? i mean the hiw is interesting. and i guess the idea of not being able to move is intriguing.

[givehead]

The vulnerability. I get it. You would look good tied up.

[kyley_b]

so would you.

[givehead]

Well shiiiiit. I do love me a take charge kinda guy.

[kyley_b]

i can do that. i think. probably.

[givehead]

Kyle, if you're going to take charge of me you really need to be 100% more assertive. I'm not delicate here.

[kyley_b]

sorry, sorry. new to this.

i would absolutely make you my bitch!