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[givehead]

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[kyley_b]

it's not that good of an ass pic.

please don't, it's not my thing.

it means a lot to me. i won't forget it.

i dunno. i could get into counseling, obviously. or there's research branches, you know?

[givehead]

Dunno. Gave my balls a little tingle.

That's exactly why it would be funny.

You're a sap, Broflovski. We're bros. Supporting each other is what bros do.

You would be good at both. There are a lot of unexplored avenues in psychology. Maybe one day you'll even be able to out-manipulate me.

[kyley_b]

for seriously?

with you i never know if it's comedy or erotica!

i am, yeah. so what? i think you like it.

i don't want to manipulate you, dirk.

[givehead]

For seriously. I keep telling you I think you're cute.

What's the difference? Sex is funny and hot no matter which way you spin it.

I do.

What why not?

[kyley_b]

i mean yeah but i thought you meant like a bunny is cute.

not all of it.
but i guess sex really is kinda absurd.

because i like you just being you and doing what you want to do.

[givehead]

I would not offer to send nudes and pornos of myself to a bunny, Kyle. C'mon, bro. Keep up.

Okay, not all of it, but most of it.

You are the least corruptible person alive - I fucking swear it. So, when do you go back to hitting the books?

[kyley_b]

oh.
so you don't send nudes to many people?

best to keep a sense of humour about it.

i missed the cutoff to start in january so i'll start in the spring, end of march. so i'll have some time off to just work and get my shit together.

[givehead]

No, not really.

Get in that overtime, huh. My offer for helping out financially still stands, BTW.

[kyley_b]

dirk
i can't allow you to do that, i'd feel so weird taking advantage of you like that.

[givehead]

The nudes or the money?

Either way, you're not taking advantage of anything.

[kyley_b]

the money.


i'd have to do something for you. i wouldn't feel right otherwise.

[givehead]

Cool. Moderate the chat forms on my website then.

[kyley_b]

you're serious?

[givehead]

Sure, why not. If you want to insist on doing shit for cash then I'll give you the shit that's most boring to do.

[kyley_b]

well.



ok. ok deal. you pay off my debt and pay for school, and i'll moderate your forum.

[givehead]

Sweet.

Now there's going to be an enormous amount of nasty dick pics. So prepare yourself. They're not supposed to do that shit and it's like 90% of what you're gonna deal with. You're brave and taking one for the team.

Thank you Kyle <3!

[kyley_b]

it's ok i've seen gross dick pics before. i'm on reddit.

dude, no. thank you. that offer is life changing.



i'll send you another picture of my butt if you want it.

[givehead]

I wonder if you have seen my dick before and not even realized it. The world is such a small and amazing place when you think about it.

No problem. I'm glad to help.

You don't have to send me pictures of your ass just cause I'm dropping some $$$ on you. Between the two of us, I'm the designated hoe.

[kyley_b]

i guess it's possible.

yeah well maybe that's not why i'd send you more pics.

[givehead]

Oh? And why would you send me more pics?

[kyley_b]

maybe just because you think my butt is cute.

[givehead]

It is a pretty cute butt.

I won't say no. We can do an even exchange here.

[kyley_b]

thanks.

an ass for an ass? is that too sexy?

[givehead]

It seems you have a lot of concerns about our relationship delving into "too sexy" territory on the regular.

[kyley_b]

i'm sorry. that was dumb of me, i shouldn't have sent the first one. i'm sorry. i wasn't trying to make anything weird i swear.