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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[givehead]

Dude, I run a puppet smut website with a focus on shibari. I have skirts in my closet. I've designed my own sex toys.

Do YOU Want me to?

[kyley_b]

so? that's all not that weird.

i'm honestly scared to say yes. i don't want you to stop being my friend.

[givehead]

I could get further into it but I don't want to shatter your brain.

Okay, so then we don't do it. It's fine to say no, Kyle. I wouldn't stop being your friend over something that dumb.

[kyley_b]

you can't shatter my brain. jesus i'm not naive.

you say that, but let's hypothetically say you send me some sexy picture or video and i jerk off to it. then every time we talk you might be like, gross, kyle is totally thinking about me naked now i hope he doesn't catch feelings like an idiot and it gets more and more awkward and i can TELL you're uncomfortable and so you just ghost me.

[givehead]

You are severely underestimating how disgusting I am. Which is very sweet of you.

(Oh, man.)

You're overthinking the situation. Hypothetically, even if I didn't send you the video, you might jerk off to me anyway, and you might be thinking about me naked anyway. You might catch feelings anyway. All of those possibilities exist with or without a personalized porno.

You think I'm genuinely gorgeous and you know me and you like me. If you wind up with a crush on me, I don't think a porno will make or break that deal.

I don't ghost people and it wouldn't make me uncomfortable.

[kyley_b]

is it pee? you're right, i can't handle pee.


i just don't like losing friends.

[givehead]

You got me. I want a dude to piss on me and degrade me. Damn. Called me out thoroughly.

You will not lose me over a boner.

[kyley_b]

that's ok, i don't think less of you. i just hate pee, a thing happened once.

ok.
sorry.

[givehead]

Kyle, I am completely fucking with you about the piss thing. I don't actually want to be pissed on. Though I probably would let the right guy do it, it isn't a thing that I think about.

It's fine, man.

[kyley_b]

well how the fuck am i supposed to know that?!

goddammit dirk you can't be all ooooo i'm so kinky, kyle, you couldn't possibly handle my kink and then think i might not believe you about what it could be! asshole.

[givehead]

Okay, yeah, that's fair. Do you want an actual list of my kinks? I can send you one that is alphabetically organized and you can check off what may be a mutual kink.

[kyley_b]

that would be lovely. if nothing else, we'll get to know each other better.

[givehead]

Man, you are wild. I love it. I can't believe you really think you're out of my league.

(He sends Kyle a link to an alleged kink list. It winds up just being a Google Doc saying Kinks: Kyle Broflovski. He thinks it's pretty funny. He could send an actual list after.)

[kyley_b]

i am leagues below you, dude.

[Is he dying of curiosity about that list? Yes. Sort of abstractly turned on? Yes.

Does he scream at nothing when he opens that doc? Oh boy yes.]

you're an asshole and i hate you

[givehead]

I do like the idea of you below me. Physically. Sexually :)

Yes, I'm sure you do. You think I'd just give you a convenient guide of how to thrill me? Gotta work for that shit, Broflovski.

[kyley_b]

[He's getting trolled. He's definitely being teased for fun, but maybe, just maybe, he can turn the tables.]

tied up?

[givehead]

I'd tie you up, yeah.

[kyley_b]

that'd be cool. like hands behind my back or what?

[givehead]

Nah, I'd go for something more intricate than that.

(Wait a second.)

Are you trying to sext me right now?

[kyley_b]

no!

i mean
ok i guess that was sort of sexty i'm sorry i don't know what's gotten into me

[givehead]

Heh.

I think I got into you. I think you're into this and you want to be deeper into this and I think you like the idea of me railing you while you're tied up and at my mercy.

That's just a theory, of course. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[kyley_b]

[He wants to die. Why did he think he could play with fire and not get burned?]

i'm really curious about the tying.

[givehead]

(Dirk loved it. It was cute as hell.)

I'd take good care of you. What makes you curious about it?

[kyley_b]

i trust you.
uhm all of it? i mean the hiw is interesting. and i guess the idea of not being able to move is intriguing.

[givehead]

The vulnerability. I get it. You would look good tied up.