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[givehead]

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[givehead]

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, your ass is delicious, but I would have gone a less douchey route. I was expecting you to just be like "Oh, Dirk, you giant cocksucker. Ask me for something better."

Then I would have asked for something more reasonable. Like your best furry porn.

You're the one who did it all, dude. Give yourself more credit.

Can do.

It looks cozy. Definitely nice. Very clean.

Oh shit. Nice. Psychology fits you really well, I think.

[kyley_b]

oh i'm sorry i'm just like it's been a bit since we talked and i'm just so stoked.

also i don't have furry porn.

i know but you really helped me. mentally.

yeah it's great. tiny but great. no dick jokes.

thank you. i really liked the psych courses i did take during my undergrad so i thought fuck it.

[givehead]

Nah, dude, you're fine. I'll cherish this ass pic for the rest of my life and remember this as the day your life drastically improved.

I'll put some on your computer later <3

Well, I'm glad I was able to help you.

Aw damn. Fine. No dick jokes.

What do you think you will want to do with it?

[kyley_b]

it's not that good of an ass pic.

please don't, it's not my thing.

it means a lot to me. i won't forget it.

i dunno. i could get into counseling, obviously. or there's research branches, you know?

[givehead]

Dunno. Gave my balls a little tingle.

That's exactly why it would be funny.

You're a sap, Broflovski. We're bros. Supporting each other is what bros do.

You would be good at both. There are a lot of unexplored avenues in psychology. Maybe one day you'll even be able to out-manipulate me.

[kyley_b]

for seriously?

with you i never know if it's comedy or erotica!

i am, yeah. so what? i think you like it.

i don't want to manipulate you, dirk.

[givehead]

For seriously. I keep telling you I think you're cute.

What's the difference? Sex is funny and hot no matter which way you spin it.

I do.

What why not?

[kyley_b]

i mean yeah but i thought you meant like a bunny is cute.

not all of it.
but i guess sex really is kinda absurd.

because i like you just being you and doing what you want to do.

[givehead]

I would not offer to send nudes and pornos of myself to a bunny, Kyle. C'mon, bro. Keep up.

Okay, not all of it, but most of it.

You are the least corruptible person alive - I fucking swear it. So, when do you go back to hitting the books?

[kyley_b]

oh.
so you don't send nudes to many people?

best to keep a sense of humour about it.

i missed the cutoff to start in january so i'll start in the spring, end of march. so i'll have some time off to just work and get my shit together.

[givehead]

No, not really.

Get in that overtime, huh. My offer for helping out financially still stands, BTW.

[kyley_b]

dirk
i can't allow you to do that, i'd feel so weird taking advantage of you like that.

[givehead]

The nudes or the money?

Either way, you're not taking advantage of anything.

[kyley_b]

the money.


i'd have to do something for you. i wouldn't feel right otherwise.

[givehead]

Cool. Moderate the chat forms on my website then.

[kyley_b]

you're serious?

[givehead]

Sure, why not. If you want to insist on doing shit for cash then I'll give you the shit that's most boring to do.

[kyley_b]

well.



ok. ok deal. you pay off my debt and pay for school, and i'll moderate your forum.

[givehead]

Sweet.

Now there's going to be an enormous amount of nasty dick pics. So prepare yourself. They're not supposed to do that shit and it's like 90% of what you're gonna deal with. You're brave and taking one for the team.

Thank you Kyle <3!

[kyley_b]

it's ok i've seen gross dick pics before. i'm on reddit.

dude, no. thank you. that offer is life changing.



i'll send you another picture of my butt if you want it.

[givehead]

I wonder if you have seen my dick before and not even realized it. The world is such a small and amazing place when you think about it.

No problem. I'm glad to help.

You don't have to send me pictures of your ass just cause I'm dropping some $$$ on you. Between the two of us, I'm the designated hoe.

[kyley_b]

i guess it's possible.

yeah well maybe that's not why i'd send you more pics.

[givehead]

Oh? And why would you send me more pics?

[kyley_b]

maybe just because you think my butt is cute.

[givehead]

It is a pretty cute butt.

I won't say no. We can do an even exchange here.