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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[givehead]

It seems you are trying to imply that should mean anything about my attraction towards you.

[kyley_b]

it's just weird because you're out of my league.


i'm not mad or anything.

[givehead]

The concept of being out of someone's league is based on outdated social constructs of beauty that are worthless to me.

If you're interested in me and I am interested in you, then we are playing the same game in the same stadium.

Now, whether you can keep up with me sexually is an entirely different subject.

You don't seem mad. I think you're insecure.

[kyley_b]

ok ok
totally stupid social construct.

what entails keeping up with you?

i am. not in general, i actually think i'm pretty smart and capable and shit. but with this stuff, yeah.

[givehead]

See, you are smart.

I'm very enthusiastic and aggressive.

We will just have to work on that then.

Do you believe me now that I'm not fucking with you?

[kyley_b]

i like aggressive.

yes.


[He has a long history of believing people make when he shouldn't.]

[givehead]

Plus I'm kinky.

(It wasn't an actual requirement, but why not put it out there and raise the stakes?)

Sweet. Does that mean I get to make you a good video or what?

[kyley_b]

how so?



if you want to.

[OH GOD. He's dying.]

[givehead]

Dude, I run a puppet smut website with a focus on shibari. I have skirts in my closet. I've designed my own sex toys.

Do YOU Want me to?

[kyley_b]

so? that's all not that weird.

i'm honestly scared to say yes. i don't want you to stop being my friend.

[givehead]

I could get further into it but I don't want to shatter your brain.

Okay, so then we don't do it. It's fine to say no, Kyle. I wouldn't stop being your friend over something that dumb.

[kyley_b]

you can't shatter my brain. jesus i'm not naive.

you say that, but let's hypothetically say you send me some sexy picture or video and i jerk off to it. then every time we talk you might be like, gross, kyle is totally thinking about me naked now i hope he doesn't catch feelings like an idiot and it gets more and more awkward and i can TELL you're uncomfortable and so you just ghost me.

[givehead]

You are severely underestimating how disgusting I am. Which is very sweet of you.

(Oh, man.)

You're overthinking the situation. Hypothetically, even if I didn't send you the video, you might jerk off to me anyway, and you might be thinking about me naked anyway. You might catch feelings anyway. All of those possibilities exist with or without a personalized porno.

You think I'm genuinely gorgeous and you know me and you like me. If you wind up with a crush on me, I don't think a porno will make or break that deal.

I don't ghost people and it wouldn't make me uncomfortable.

[kyley_b]

is it pee? you're right, i can't handle pee.


i just don't like losing friends.

[givehead]

You got me. I want a dude to piss on me and degrade me. Damn. Called me out thoroughly.

You will not lose me over a boner.

[kyley_b]

that's ok, i don't think less of you. i just hate pee, a thing happened once.

ok.
sorry.

[givehead]

Kyle, I am completely fucking with you about the piss thing. I don't actually want to be pissed on. Though I probably would let the right guy do it, it isn't a thing that I think about.

It's fine, man.

[kyley_b]

well how the fuck am i supposed to know that?!

goddammit dirk you can't be all ooooo i'm so kinky, kyle, you couldn't possibly handle my kink and then think i might not believe you about what it could be! asshole.

[givehead]

Okay, yeah, that's fair. Do you want an actual list of my kinks? I can send you one that is alphabetically organized and you can check off what may be a mutual kink.

[kyley_b]

that would be lovely. if nothing else, we'll get to know each other better.

[givehead]

Man, you are wild. I love it. I can't believe you really think you're out of my league.

(He sends Kyle a link to an alleged kink list. It winds up just being a Google Doc saying Kinks: Kyle Broflovski. He thinks it's pretty funny. He could send an actual list after.)

[kyley_b]

i am leagues below you, dude.

[Is he dying of curiosity about that list? Yes. Sort of abstractly turned on? Yes.

Does he scream at nothing when he opens that doc? Oh boy yes.]

you're an asshole and i hate you

[givehead]

I do like the idea of you below me. Physically. Sexually :)

Yes, I'm sure you do. You think I'd just give you a convenient guide of how to thrill me? Gotta work for that shit, Broflovski.

[kyley_b]

[He's getting trolled. He's definitely being teased for fun, but maybe, just maybe, he can turn the tables.]

tied up?

[givehead]

I'd tie you up, yeah.