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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[kyley_b]

ok. you can have one thing from me, right now. anything you want. what is it?

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[givehead]

Are you sure that's an offer you want to make?

[kyley_b]

absolutely!

[givehead]

Ass pic.

[kyley_b]

uhm ok

ok sure.

[It takes a few minutes, but Kyle does send a picture of his butt. He's wearing briefs, but it's still a butt pic!]

[givehead]

(Wait what.

He wasn't actually expecting a picture.)

Wait are you drunk right now?

(This is...a top-caliber ass pic though.)

[kyley_b]

what? no!

this is me thanking you.
i got a job. i got an apartment. and i'm going back to university.

[givehead]

See, I probably would have asked for something less skeevy if I knew you were serious.

Oh. Shit.

Dude, congratulations. I'm mad proud of you. Tell me all about it. Send pics of the actual apartment. Your ass is a delight, but you promised me on the real estate tour front.

What are you going for?

[kyley_b]

would you really?

really. and it's because of you. like you have me the push i needed. she's now it's like i get another chance.

remind me of how happy i am in a few months when i'm exhausted ok? lol

ok uhm the job is at walgreens. stocking shelves.

this is the apartment. that's the photo from the ad, i'll give you a real tour later. it's small but it's under a grand to rent, and it's nice, right? i think it's nice.

so i have a BA in poli-sci, and the university advisor said i can still go for a graduate degree in psychology with that.

[givehead]

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, your ass is delicious, but I would have gone a less douchey route. I was expecting you to just be like "Oh, Dirk, you giant cocksucker. Ask me for something better."

Then I would have asked for something more reasonable. Like your best furry porn.

You're the one who did it all, dude. Give yourself more credit.

Can do.

It looks cozy. Definitely nice. Very clean.

Oh shit. Nice. Psychology fits you really well, I think.

[kyley_b]

oh i'm sorry i'm just like it's been a bit since we talked and i'm just so stoked.

also i don't have furry porn.

i know but you really helped me. mentally.

yeah it's great. tiny but great. no dick jokes.

thank you. i really liked the psych courses i did take during my undergrad so i thought fuck it.

[givehead]

Nah, dude, you're fine. I'll cherish this ass pic for the rest of my life and remember this as the day your life drastically improved.

I'll put some on your computer later <3

Well, I'm glad I was able to help you.

Aw damn. Fine. No dick jokes.

What do you think you will want to do with it?

[kyley_b]

it's not that good of an ass pic.

please don't, it's not my thing.

it means a lot to me. i won't forget it.

i dunno. i could get into counseling, obviously. or there's research branches, you know?

[givehead]

Dunno. Gave my balls a little tingle.

That's exactly why it would be funny.

You're a sap, Broflovski. We're bros. Supporting each other is what bros do.

You would be good at both. There are a lot of unexplored avenues in psychology. Maybe one day you'll even be able to out-manipulate me.

[kyley_b]

for seriously?

with you i never know if it's comedy or erotica!

i am, yeah. so what? i think you like it.

i don't want to manipulate you, dirk.

[givehead]

For seriously. I keep telling you I think you're cute.

What's the difference? Sex is funny and hot no matter which way you spin it.

I do.

What why not?

[kyley_b]

i mean yeah but i thought you meant like a bunny is cute.

not all of it.
but i guess sex really is kinda absurd.

because i like you just being you and doing what you want to do.

[givehead]

I would not offer to send nudes and pornos of myself to a bunny, Kyle. C'mon, bro. Keep up.

Okay, not all of it, but most of it.

You are the least corruptible person alive - I fucking swear it. So, when do you go back to hitting the books?

[kyley_b]

oh.
so you don't send nudes to many people?

best to keep a sense of humour about it.

i missed the cutoff to start in january so i'll start in the spring, end of march. so i'll have some time off to just work and get my shit together.

[givehead]

No, not really.

Get in that overtime, huh. My offer for helping out financially still stands, BTW.

[kyley_b]

dirk
i can't allow you to do that, i'd feel so weird taking advantage of you like that.

[givehead]

The nudes or the money?

Either way, you're not taking advantage of anything.

[kyley_b]

the money.


i'd have to do something for you. i wouldn't feel right otherwise.

[givehead]

Cool. Moderate the chat forms on my website then.

[kyley_b]

you're serious?