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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[givehead]

Thanks, Kyle.

You would not owe me anything. I could just give you a live feed of me fucking myself with a dildo or whatever and that would be plenty for me. It's hot knowing you'd get off to content I sent to you. I'm a voyeuristic guy.

She was probably fine. Did you apologize?

[kyley_b]

no need to thank me. we're bros.

oh.
i mean i'd be lying if i said that wasn't sort of sexy. but it still doesn't seem fair

i did, yeah. she avoided me the rest of the semester.

[givehead]

Bros who wanna bust a nut in each other? :)

Sort of? Damn, Broflovski. I'm gonna have to work overtime on my seduction game. It's fine. I've always had beautiful dreams about being a cum dumpster.

We all make an ass of ourselves a few times.

[kyley_b]

you don't REALLY

DUDE OMFG

[He has to go hide his face under a pillow for a while.]

you're so fucking with me.

[givehead]

I am most certainly not fucking with you.

Why would I be fucking with you?

[kyley_b]

because its funny?

[givehead]

It is funny to think you think I'm fucking with you but I'm really not.

I think you're hot and I'm an isolated slut with no outlet.

[kyley_b]

but you're genuinely gorgeous

[givehead]

It seems you are trying to imply that should mean anything about my attraction towards you.

[kyley_b]

it's just weird because you're out of my league.


i'm not mad or anything.

[givehead]

The concept of being out of someone's league is based on outdated social constructs of beauty that are worthless to me.

If you're interested in me and I am interested in you, then we are playing the same game in the same stadium.

Now, whether you can keep up with me sexually is an entirely different subject.

You don't seem mad. I think you're insecure.

[kyley_b]

ok ok
totally stupid social construct.

what entails keeping up with you?

i am. not in general, i actually think i'm pretty smart and capable and shit. but with this stuff, yeah.

[givehead]

See, you are smart.

I'm very enthusiastic and aggressive.

We will just have to work on that then.

Do you believe me now that I'm not fucking with you?

[kyley_b]

i like aggressive.

yes.


[He has a long history of believing people make when he shouldn't.]

[givehead]

Plus I'm kinky.

(It wasn't an actual requirement, but why not put it out there and raise the stakes?)

Sweet. Does that mean I get to make you a good video or what?

[kyley_b]

how so?



if you want to.

[OH GOD. He's dying.]

[givehead]

Dude, I run a puppet smut website with a focus on shibari. I have skirts in my closet. I've designed my own sex toys.

Do YOU Want me to?

[kyley_b]

so? that's all not that weird.

i'm honestly scared to say yes. i don't want you to stop being my friend.

[givehead]

I could get further into it but I don't want to shatter your brain.

Okay, so then we don't do it. It's fine to say no, Kyle. I wouldn't stop being your friend over something that dumb.

[kyley_b]

you can't shatter my brain. jesus i'm not naive.

you say that, but let's hypothetically say you send me some sexy picture or video and i jerk off to it. then every time we talk you might be like, gross, kyle is totally thinking about me naked now i hope he doesn't catch feelings like an idiot and it gets more and more awkward and i can TELL you're uncomfortable and so you just ghost me.

[givehead]

You are severely underestimating how disgusting I am. Which is very sweet of you.

(Oh, man.)

You're overthinking the situation. Hypothetically, even if I didn't send you the video, you might jerk off to me anyway, and you might be thinking about me naked anyway. You might catch feelings anyway. All of those possibilities exist with or without a personalized porno.

You think I'm genuinely gorgeous and you know me and you like me. If you wind up with a crush on me, I don't think a porno will make or break that deal.

I don't ghost people and it wouldn't make me uncomfortable.

[kyley_b]

is it pee? you're right, i can't handle pee.


i just don't like losing friends.

[givehead]

You got me. I want a dude to piss on me and degrade me. Damn. Called me out thoroughly.

You will not lose me over a boner.

[kyley_b]

that's ok, i don't think less of you. i just hate pee, a thing happened once.

ok.
sorry.

[givehead]

Kyle, I am completely fucking with you about the piss thing. I don't actually want to be pissed on. Though I probably would let the right guy do it, it isn't a thing that I think about.

It's fine, man.