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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[givehead]

Dude, you have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes. So I'm a weeb and you're a dork. MTB.

Typically the approach to this situation would be figuring out if you would bone me back. If the answer is yes, I send you dirty pictures and you get off. If the answer is no, I send you dirty pictures but censored with eggplant emojis.

I'm kind of laughing, sorry. I mean at least you got laid? Maybe?

[kyley_b]

so what's your favourite anime?

dude who wouldn't bone you?
honestly the eggplants sound amazing tho.

it's ok it is pretty fucking funny in retrospect. insulting, but funny. at least he didn't call me a dirty jew or something.

[givehead]

Madoka Magica. And anything else focused on magical girls.

Probably people that are exclusively interested in women. That's not the same though. Saying I am fuckable is not the same thing as saying you personally want to fuck me.

Yeah. Anti-Semitism is a real mood killer.

[kyley_b]

haven't seen it. we should watch it together!

well i mean
at least i know you and like you.

i'm used to it. is that sad? i guess it's sad.

[givehead]

Dude, it's fucking awesome. I'd love to.

That's absolutely not the same thing as wanting to fuck me, dude. That's pretty much the bare minimum. It's cool.

I don't know. I guess it is, but it seems to me that people are generally really shitty like that in a civilized society. Ironically.

[kyley_b]

awesome! we can share it through discord or something.

no shut up it's actually REALLY important. did we not literally just discuss how unfulfilling sex with no personal connection is for me?

i grew up being called 'jew' literally every day. i didn't realise how fucked up that was until i went away to university.

[givehead]

Fuck yeah. It's really accessible so it will be easy to share.

Okay, that's a valid point, you right. So what I'm getting here is that I would have a higher chance of being a satisfying lay.

Oh. (It's mildly tricky for Dirk to fully comprehend social issues like that, but damn if he wasn't trying.)

That sounds incredibly isolating. No one should be reduced to one thing about themself.

[kyley_b]

sweet, dude. i'm stoked.

yeah. yeah, you would.
i'm really bad at sexting. i sound like a dork.

right? but i was so 'whatever about it. i think it's given me a bad metric for what's appropriate.

one time i was in a group project? and literally we were just talking about the holidays - it was close to passover - and i said some dumb shit like 'yeah i gotta go murder a gentile baby lol just jew things' and this girl FREAKED. she was jewish too and yeah it was super not appreciated.

[givehead]

Me too. I never get to watch anime with people.

I fully believe that. I can still send you pics if you want for later. Or videos. Not of puppets. I'm open to specific requests.

At least it developed a top-notch sense of humor. If you're going to be treated like shit for stuff you can't entirely help you might as well own it.

[kyley_b]

well now we have each other. :)

no that's so not fair what do you get out of it? i'd owe you the same.

yeah. i felt awful tho. that poor girl.

[givehead]

Thanks, Kyle.

You would not owe me anything. I could just give you a live feed of me fucking myself with a dildo or whatever and that would be plenty for me. It's hot knowing you'd get off to content I sent to you. I'm a voyeuristic guy.

She was probably fine. Did you apologize?

[kyley_b]

no need to thank me. we're bros.

oh.
i mean i'd be lying if i said that wasn't sort of sexy. but it still doesn't seem fair

i did, yeah. she avoided me the rest of the semester.

[givehead]

Bros who wanna bust a nut in each other? :)

Sort of? Damn, Broflovski. I'm gonna have to work overtime on my seduction game. It's fine. I've always had beautiful dreams about being a cum dumpster.

We all make an ass of ourselves a few times.

[kyley_b]

you don't REALLY

DUDE OMFG

[He has to go hide his face under a pillow for a while.]

you're so fucking with me.

[givehead]

I am most certainly not fucking with you.

Why would I be fucking with you?

[kyley_b]

because its funny?

[givehead]

It is funny to think you think I'm fucking with you but I'm really not.

I think you're hot and I'm an isolated slut with no outlet.

[kyley_b]

but you're genuinely gorgeous

[givehead]

It seems you are trying to imply that should mean anything about my attraction towards you.

[kyley_b]

it's just weird because you're out of my league.


i'm not mad or anything.

[givehead]

The concept of being out of someone's league is based on outdated social constructs of beauty that are worthless to me.

If you're interested in me and I am interested in you, then we are playing the same game in the same stadium.

Now, whether you can keep up with me sexually is an entirely different subject.

You don't seem mad. I think you're insecure.

[kyley_b]

ok ok
totally stupid social construct.

what entails keeping up with you?

i am. not in general, i actually think i'm pretty smart and capable and shit. but with this stuff, yeah.

[givehead]

See, you are smart.

I'm very enthusiastic and aggressive.

We will just have to work on that then.

Do you believe me now that I'm not fucking with you?

[kyley_b]

i like aggressive.

yes.


[He has a long history of believing people make when he shouldn't.]

[givehead]

Plus I'm kinky.

(It wasn't an actual requirement, but why not put it out there and raise the stakes?)

Sweet. Does that mean I get to make you a good video or what?