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[givehead]

MEMES ✦ PSLS ✦ SPILL OVER

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[givehead]

Did he collect your used panties too?

You're cracked, Kyle.

Sounds like a good plan. Maybe jerk off later. Release some tension.

[kyley_b]

honestly? maybe.

i am not.

i don't jerk off all that often. maybe that's my problem.

[givehead]

Can't blame the dude.

Sure you are.

If you need motivation, I'm totally free.

[kyley_b]

yes i absolutely can! he was probably using it to make a fucking voodoo doll!

nope.

what, more puppets?

[givehead]

I'm saying I can't blame the dude. Cute boy panties are primo material. Maybe he just used them to get off.

Nah. Just me.

[kyley_b]

you think i'm cute?

are you fucking with me?

[givehead]

Yes.

No.

[kyley_b]

[WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?!]

i mean when we were teenagers i was even less cute all the zits and double awkwardness and stuff



are you for serious trying to like
hit on me?

[givehead]

(Suffer. Or enjoy?? Both.)

Teenagers are supposed to be awkward. I was a huge weeb.

Yes?

[kyley_b]

what like you had a katana or some shit?

oh.
ok.
what do i do?

[givehead]

"Had" implies I ever got rid of it. My katana is sweet as fuck. I have a Sailor Venus cosplay and everything. I literally wear Kamina glasses 24/7.

All right, so I am still a huge weeb.

Literally whatever you want, man. You're not obligated to return the sentiment. If you don't want me hitting on you, just say so. I mean, I'll probably still do it because I'm flirty, but it's not like I'm expecting anything here.

[kyley_b]

holly shit you ARE a weeb!
i had an elf costume.

no it's ok i just don't know what to do because it literally never happens.
one guy i matched with once literally said he didn't normally fuck gingers but my ass was cute so "you'll do."

[givehead]

Dude, you have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes. So I'm a weeb and you're a dork. MTB.

Typically the approach to this situation would be figuring out if you would bone me back. If the answer is yes, I send you dirty pictures and you get off. If the answer is no, I send you dirty pictures but censored with eggplant emojis.

I'm kind of laughing, sorry. I mean at least you got laid? Maybe?

[kyley_b]

so what's your favourite anime?

dude who wouldn't bone you?
honestly the eggplants sound amazing tho.

it's ok it is pretty fucking funny in retrospect. insulting, but funny. at least he didn't call me a dirty jew or something.

[givehead]

Madoka Magica. And anything else focused on magical girls.

Probably people that are exclusively interested in women. That's not the same though. Saying I am fuckable is not the same thing as saying you personally want to fuck me.

Yeah. Anti-Semitism is a real mood killer.

[kyley_b]

haven't seen it. we should watch it together!

well i mean
at least i know you and like you.

i'm used to it. is that sad? i guess it's sad.

[givehead]

Dude, it's fucking awesome. I'd love to.

That's absolutely not the same thing as wanting to fuck me, dude. That's pretty much the bare minimum. It's cool.

I don't know. I guess it is, but it seems to me that people are generally really shitty like that in a civilized society. Ironically.

[kyley_b]

awesome! we can share it through discord or something.

no shut up it's actually REALLY important. did we not literally just discuss how unfulfilling sex with no personal connection is for me?

i grew up being called 'jew' literally every day. i didn't realise how fucked up that was until i went away to university.

[givehead]

Fuck yeah. It's really accessible so it will be easy to share.

Okay, that's a valid point, you right. So what I'm getting here is that I would have a higher chance of being a satisfying lay.

Oh. (It's mildly tricky for Dirk to fully comprehend social issues like that, but damn if he wasn't trying.)

That sounds incredibly isolating. No one should be reduced to one thing about themself.

[kyley_b]

sweet, dude. i'm stoked.

yeah. yeah, you would.
i'm really bad at sexting. i sound like a dork.

right? but i was so 'whatever about it. i think it's given me a bad metric for what's appropriate.

one time i was in a group project? and literally we were just talking about the holidays - it was close to passover - and i said some dumb shit like 'yeah i gotta go murder a gentile baby lol just jew things' and this girl FREAKED. she was jewish too and yeah it was super not appreciated.

[givehead]

Me too. I never get to watch anime with people.

I fully believe that. I can still send you pics if you want for later. Or videos. Not of puppets. I'm open to specific requests.

At least it developed a top-notch sense of humor. If you're going to be treated like shit for stuff you can't entirely help you might as well own it.

[kyley_b]

well now we have each other. :)

no that's so not fair what do you get out of it? i'd owe you the same.

yeah. i felt awful tho. that poor girl.

[givehead]

Thanks, Kyle.

You would not owe me anything. I could just give you a live feed of me fucking myself with a dildo or whatever and that would be plenty for me. It's hot knowing you'd get off to content I sent to you. I'm a voyeuristic guy.

She was probably fine. Did you apologize?

[kyley_b]

no need to thank me. we're bros.

oh.
i mean i'd be lying if i said that wasn't sort of sexy. but it still doesn't seem fair

i did, yeah. she avoided me the rest of the semester.

[givehead]

Bros who wanna bust a nut in each other? :)

Sort of? Damn, Broflovski. I'm gonna have to work overtime on my seduction game. It's fine. I've always had beautiful dreams about being a cum dumpster.

We all make an ass of ourselves a few times.